We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
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Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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