Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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