fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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