You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
We are all done wearing pants today
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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