3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Randomize
