Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
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Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
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Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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