Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
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a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
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I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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