i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
Randomize
