Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
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