Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
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Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
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You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
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