I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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