So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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