Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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