my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
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my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
You took a bar mat shot.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
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Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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