Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
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