Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I'm getting married
To pizza
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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