can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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