who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
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She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
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I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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