I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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