the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
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How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
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if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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