Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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