I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
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i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
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Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
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