I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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