She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
we're making bets on your personal life
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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