pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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