He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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