I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
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Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
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I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream