Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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