so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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