Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
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