i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
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people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
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First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
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