ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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