I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
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I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
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He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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