do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
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I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
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the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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