No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
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I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
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Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
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