I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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