Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.