I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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