Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
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friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
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I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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