their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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