Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
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I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
NoShamevember. You game?
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
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I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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