I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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