i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
