I'm jealous of your bromance
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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