How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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