this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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