You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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