I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
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i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
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And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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