And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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