They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
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My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
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The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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