How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
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I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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