I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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