READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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